Baseball Poetry

Dedicated to the writing of those invited to participate in a baseball poetry project. Those invited were asked to 1) go to a baseball game, any game and 2) create a poem, in any shape or form about that particular game or some memory of baseball, for the purpose of developing a collection. Most baseball poetry collections are ones culled from the works of famous poets; this one is designed to be more democratic, inviting some established poets and others moved to write baseball poems.

Friday, August 25, 2006

Ethics & Blades

Dan DeVries

Although not a blade freak
I do subscribe to the gospel
according to Corb.

“Always keep an edge
on your knife, son.”
(I’m not Corb’s son.)

I’m not his father either.
His father was a bronc rider.
His mother was

a goat roper
and Corb’s the best country-punk
rocker in North America

I don’t ride broncs. Occasionally I eat goat.
About as often, I ride horseshit.
It stinks. There are

ethical issues, like when
you put a Gerber Famous Blade
in your dop kit in the Super 8

out by O’Hare
at the end of
a very hot trip

and then can’t find it
for two weeks and send
United Air a very polite email

about how they lost your
favorite knife and they (equally politely)
send you a $100 discount on your next trip

in the friendly skies,
and so you go and
search the ENTIRE internet

for the knife you lost
and it’s not made
anymore, but it’s really the one you want

and so you spend some more
time and money online
and because you don’t know

exactly how long an inch is
you do find something that
looks like the knife you lost

and you buy it, and it’s beautiful
except about one third the size
of the one you had in mind.

AND THEN, the lost is found.
But the edge is dull, and
you get to work with that stone

and although you should be listening to Corb sing
about keeping a sharp edge,
being one of very stony brain

you are instead
searching Wikipedia and all manner
of blade-related sites

for the knife you really want
(except with a blade you
will this time keep

an edge on) and watch
the White Sox beating
the Tigers, on ESPN2,

all the while pondering
whether it would be ethical
to use that $100 certificate

on your next trip
to Chicago, or perhaps
to Michigan, for the American League
Division Series.

(San Francisco, 8/23/06)

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Diatribe

Dan DeVries

For Chris, in real life
Frank, in imagination, and
Ted, in memory

I.

Something I always feel
at a baseball game.
How much I love the scene
& how little I love “America.”

If only they played ball
in England
where they play cricket.
In its own way

nearly as good. And Canada
where they play ball.
Jackie Robinson auditioned
in Montreal, where they

don’t anymore, at least not
in that silly indoor place
by the great botanic garden
. . .

Think about it. Art Turf
across the busy street
from nature’s own art
where it gets a little help

from hardworking locals
(docents & presumably legal
gardeners) a great place
honestly & the best

North American beer grows
there too.
Check it out at www.unibroue.com
strong lager, Raftman,

With a coral sheen that is slightly robust
and combines the character of whisky malt.
Brewed to commemorate the legendary courage
of the forest workers and share their

Joie de vivre with a beer and a whisky.
Very cool, although it doesn’t have to be
served that way. Big tough redhead
French Canadian logroller piking river-borne timber

on the label. You want
myth and legend, well, I tried
to write a poem about Tiger Stadium.
Got two four line stanzas

into the thing & it turned into
a diatribe about Nixon.
The professor hated it
even though I meant

every word, and turned out to be
right. Maybe that’s why
when I think about writing about
baseball, now,

I think of George W. Bush.
The best thing I saw
in Montreal’s botanic garden was
the First Nation recreation

of what that place
may have been, then,
In those days . . .


II.

I played sick the day
JFK threw out the first pitch
in the stadium now named
after his brother where

the Nats play, for now,
so I could watch my beloved
Tigers on opening day in 1962.
In the same new house later

That year I was baking
for the first time . . .
Angelfood cake . . . Angel
Bo Belinsky

Threw his 1st start no-
hitter. That same year
I heard the news that
Marilyn Monroe died.

(“I am truly horribly upset because Marilyn
Monroe died”) while I baked that cake
Angel Angel Angel & it wasn’t that long
afterward that JFK was dead too.

Dog fuck America
land that I loathe.
Irving Berlin wrote
something like that

Moloch Moloch Moloch
Alan Ginsberg wrote
exactly that. Those aren’t the teachings
of a man of god, Eliza G. sang that

in Golden Gate Park, & elsewhere.
I sit here in North America, a place
I love for 3 reasons.
1. Itself, the look of the place;

2. Baseball, for all the obvious reasons;
& there is a third, but
I forget it now, I suppose it
must have been

The promise of the place
furiously betrayed by lies.
So I don’t stand for the blood-spattered banner,
wish to sing O Canada

With pure patriot love
in all my heart commanded.
Fuck Jesus! said Ted (albeit in jest)
but Ted is dead (July 4, 1983).

True patriot he, true
son of Whitman
that “incredible queer”
(per Ted).

Almost wish there were
a GOD who
would dispense richly
deserved damnation

As though that weren’t
aught but a richly
merited fantasy . . .
America . . .

When will you cease
your never-ending
war with the flesh
& my soul?

& when will you finally,
as the good Doc.
Williams said, realize there are
no ideas but in things?

III.

The trip begins
with a Beefeater
at Jack’s Bistro.
The security level

is Marsec 1
(whatever that means).
The Peralta approacheth
the dock. The cormorant

on the buoy by the Potomoac
fleeth not. Departing
passengers look
anything but terrified.

Boy Scouts go by.
Language is spoken.
There is the possibility
of rough water says the Speaker.

Particularly for the Giants
who have lost 7 in a row.
Pelicans to Starboard
entering the Bay.

Big old ugly barge
straight ahead
although not THAT straight ahead
& then THE Bay Bridge

easily got under & then the Capital
of Ecotopia & the ballpark (on its third phone company name
nameless here, for obvious reasons
of good taste) at Port.

The ferry approacheth its
target wharf, framed
by one tower named
either after a carpet company

or 19th Century criminal &
the other named after
a TRUE corporate criminal
(i.e. COIT & Transamerica).

No City
without its verily awful bloodlines,
as Dr. Thompson might insinuate.
Hit the dock, walk between

two great pop artifacts
Oldenberg’s bow & arrow
(I left my heart, get it?) & the
Hills Bros Arab & on to the Embarcadero.

Commencing a stately stroll, even
for one spiritually stateless
except perhaps in state of mind.
O Canada, O Canada

Which won’t get sung tonite.
Past godawful statuary
“Passage” courtesy of
Black Rock Art Foundation.

Talk about black art!
Well, after all, it is
Organ Donor Night at the “old” ballpark
& one is stupidly tempted

To make wishlists:
For Bush a healthy mind.
For Cheney a soul.
For Leezy a conscience, but

fantasy is fruitless.
They ain’t got ‘em
& they ain’t going to.
Bill Clinton an organ

to go with his sax? Aw c’mon
Cheap Cheap Cheap
Cheep Cheep Cheep, and the anthem
is actually beautifully

sung, but who
can stand for it
or the republic
for which it pretends to stand?

(O Canada. O Canada.)
Followed by recorded Bowie
doing Young Americans.
As Carl once said

I can’t believe I live
on this planet!
but according to various solipsists I
sort of have to accept that I do.

I do. I do. Three pressing
questions at 7:25 PM.
Can the Cubs hold a 9-3 lead
in the 9th at Wrigley.

Can the Tigers hold a 10-4 lead
in the 9th at St. Pete?
Can the Giants ever win again.
Probably yes, to all 3

Not that any of it will do any
good for the planet’s sufferers
aside from Cub, Tiger, & Giant fans
who can’t be suffering all

that much because they still
have time for baseball
and don’t even have to dodge bombs
between innings. Tiger fans

being the least easily pardoned because
if they don’t enjoy
this season their suffering
be self-inflicted.

At the phone park, bluebirds sweep
the view deck. Sadly,
they are not bluebirds
of happiness.

IV.

(Interesting, but unpoetic sidebar:
On the day Fidel’s provisional
stepaside becomes public in the USA
Washington pitcher is

Cuban fink and ex-Giant
Livian Hernandez & the most-hated
Person in the USA -- besides Fidel – also nameless here,
is NOT in the lineup.)

Through 3 & ½ innings none of this has helped the Giants
much. They play old, old, old
old as Fidel, who should have died
hereafter, but hasn’t, weird JFK-

linked schemes notwithstanding.
Foul balls still go foul.
Bad baserunning turns into outs, &
“our” lads do plenty of it.

Baseball being as merciless as
the American Way
which must be why it remains
the National Game.

So here I am, watching
the Washington Nationals, no relation
to Senators of either stripe, & managed
by Frank Robinson, the best player I ever saw.

I couldn’t say enough good things
about him, wearing my ImpeachBush.org baseball cap,
except this, to quote Ted one last time.
“He will always be perfectly Frank.”

Leave game at 9:25
presence as
insignificant as it is
in the real world &

Besides, taping it at home
where warm bed &
bedfellow & whisky whisky
my old friend

await. Good night Mrs. De Vries
all of you (save one who knows who she is
& that isn’t her name anyway)
wherever you are, I just want

to make it clear I’m not
one of yours
whatever they or you say
& have not been
for a long time.

Line Score R H E Pitchers HR
WA 0 0 1 0 0 1 0 2 0 4 6 0 L Hernandez 7 (W 9-8), Bowie .2, Rauch .1, Cordero 1 (S 19) none

SF 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 1 6 0 Cain 7 (L 7-8), Chulk .2, Stanton .1, Benitez 1 none



San Francisco, Cobmoosa Shores, MI, 5/18 – 8/9, 2006




Friday, August 11, 2006

Bios of Author/Fans

These are what I have received from folks as of August 10 or so. Feel free to edit yours, post yours (new one) as a comment,whatever. There is a place to creat profiles on the blog, but these are better, more interesting, more informative ways to get to know each other, I think. I changed a couple around, added a couple things to those I received, so maybe chack out what you think you sent. .

Authors/Fans


My name is David Apol. I hate organized baseball and organized religion for
the same reason.

I am trying to square a few tangents: The only Cub's fan I remember was
this large short man that drove his car into a large tree one morning on his way
to work leaving his kids and wife to raise themselves. Maybe its time to see
what he saw.

I recall playing baseball in the sandlot behind my house with kids from the
neighborhood. The only great part of baseball is batting. The rest of time was
waiting to bat. I decided that I would only bat in life, kind of like a DH.

We lacked a grounds crew and so the bases grew deeper and deeper over the
years until the catcher would only see the heads of the runners. I hated playing
shortstop when the ball fell into the chasm and then caromed off my face.
Shortly after that I learned the word "flinch."

Claim to fame: I once sang duets with David Schaafsma to chronic schizophrenics.

By day I am a developer of land and businesses and at night I sleep.


Vicki Chou, from Oak Park, is UIC’s Dean of the College of Education. Her relationship to
Baseball is 3 daughters (pitcher, 1st base, catcher) who played hundreds of games. Poetry-ha! But she is also a world renowned teacher educator with an emphasis on issues of social justice. She has secured numerous grants to support the preparation and professional development of excellent teachers for students in Chicago’s neighborhood schools that have been historically under-served.

My name is George Cooper. I live in Ann Arbor, MI where I am a lecturer in english at UM,
and for the most part teach freshman composition. My relationship with baseball began with being
bored playing little league baseball for the Bisons, right field, where the leather smell of my baseball glove appealed to me more than any other aspect of the game--except maybe for the soda pop and licorice. My sense of the game has improved since that time, but I still like the smell of leather as much as
anything. My relationship with poetry is in some ways similar. Whenever I begin reading a new poet, I say, this is crap. I could write this. And then after a bit, there is a poem in the selection that makes me rethink my earlier aversion, and then I try to write poem and realize that I have very little clue. I like the idea of trying to bring together these two aspects of my ineptitude.

Todd DeStigter. of Chicago, IL, is Dave Schaafsma's former high school student (Unity Christian High in Hudsonville, MI) and now his English Education colleague at UIC. Todd teaches methods of teaching English courses and grad seminars on literacy and democracy and is the author of Citizen Teacher: The Forgotten Students of Addison High (NCTE, 2000). He's an enthusiastic Cubs fan, though his deepest loyalties remain with the Detroit Tigers, the "home team" of his misspent youth.

Dan De Vries is a sometime poet who lives in San Francisco. His parents did not believe in ball games, and it was only when the family moved back to Grand Rapids, Michigan after a strange hiatus in Denver that his sixth grade teacher got him interested in the Detroit Tigers. He learned to watch baseball at Tiger Stadium, and is now a nominal Giants fan, but will watch pretty much any game anywhere, and often does. Despite a brain addled by many years of recreational drug use, he vividly recalls baseball games in Grand Rapids, Detroit, Chicago, Milwaukee, Toronto, San Francisco, San Jose, Modesto, Oakland, Eugene, Portland, Seattle, New York, Boston, Cleveland, Phoenix, Los Angeles, Anaheim, Denver, Nashville, and Idaho Falls, as well as test cricket matches in Leeds and London. In 1979, he returned to Michigan from a period of wandering out west to attend the University in Ann Arbor, and won a Hopwood award in short fiction the year Reagan was made President. He believed that award meant something, and wrote two novels and a collection of stories, none of which were ever published. He thinks that the designated hitter is a minor but emblematic indicator of a decline in values in North America. He works in a nonprofit law office in Oakland, and has communist leanings.

Corey Dolgon, 44, of Milton, Massachusetts. Sociologist, Socialist, long-time Red Sox fan (not just because of the color of the socks) and even longer Yankee hater. With the exception of Neoconservative death-mongerers, Yankees are the only other humans I hate. I played high school baseball and moved to softball in graduate school and post-knee surgeries. The dream of playing third base is long gone, but I now play fantasy baseball and do what most middle-aged, middle class American men do, I dream of owning things I can no longer participate in. Corey is the author of The End Of The Hamptons: Scenes From The Class Struggle In America's Paradise (New York University Press, 2005).

Hi, my name is Tommy Haffner, and I am a huge White Sox fan and cub hater*. I love the Sox because I am from the South Side of Chicago (no, not a suburb) and because they are really more of a neighborhood team than a city team. Like heavy metal, pro wrestling and other white trash (shanty Irish in my part of town) culture, the Sox were never "in"—until last year, which was just so unbelievable. You can't understand how other the feeling was when the Sox won the pennant, nevermind the World Series. As far as South Siders who are cub fans, I have a theory, similar to Labov's theory of why some Martha's Vineyard natives retain their accent and others don't. Here goes: South Siders who are cub fans aren't happy with their class status, and they wish to improve it. One way to improve their standing is to root for the team on the wealthier North Side. Thus they gain the prestige of being a cub fan. Alternately, they may be rebelling against their fathers.

My baseball career ended at age 13. I was pitching in the playoffs and just could not resist hitting my best friend. My dad was the coach and he went Bad News Bears on me. He sent me out to left field, where I made an error that cost us the game. I never played again--I had to start caddying during the summer, anyway--but I was relieved when, some twenty years later, a therapist attributed my error not to a lack of skill but to rebellion against my father. As far as poetry goes, I used to write poetry every day. That was my thing. Unfortunately, a teacher at U of I Urbana told me I had talent, and that ended that.
*"hate" is an ugly word. But you get the idea.

My name is Dan Jacques. I played 3rd base and batted clean up. I grew up in New Jersey as a Yankee fan. My best friend lived 2 houses away and his Dad was the Athletic Director of our town. As such he always got “free” seasons tickets to see the Yankees and I always tagged along. I was 7 years old when Marris and Mantle were slugging it out for the home run title in 1961. From then on I was hooked on baseball and the Yankees. Later I got season tickets of my own and enjoyed the miracle season of the 14 game come back. I mourned the loss of Thurman Munson. I loved and hated Rickie Henderson, Billie Martin and George Steinbrenner. I enjoyed the 112 game winning season. I enjoyed David Wells’ and David Cone’s perfect games. I loved to watch Reggie Jackson’s awesome power and outstanding October performances. My favorite Yankee heroes of today are Mariano Rivera, Derek Jeter, and Joe Torre. My all time Yankee hero is Lou Gehrig even though he was a bit before my time. His character, work ethic, performance and humility set the standard for Yankee greatness. I love baseball and have a son who does too. It’s so much more than just a game.


Jeff Kunkle: It’s my grandfather’s fault, really. I could have been a White Sox fan or a Cardinals fan, and be perfectly content, expecting victory whenever I watched a baseball game, and getting it a good part of the time. Or a Yankees fan. My mom was, for a time. There are photos of her as a kid, in her best tomboy regalia, running around with a baroque NY emblazoned on her cap. I could easily be a Yankee fan, smug and condescending, one of the fat cats of baseball fandom.
But no, my grandpa had to instead take me to games at Wrigley Field, infusing in me an appreciation of Cubbie lore, buying my allegiance with hot dogs and ice cream cups and T-Shirts, chaining my heart to a perpetually sinking ship. Our visits to Wrigley began before I was old enough to remember them, so I don’t have a conscious recollection of that moment of awe people get when they first emerge from the subterranean gloom of Wrigley’s bowels into the magical sunlight illuminating the field, the scoreboard, and all that ivy. Instead, Wrigley was just this place I was taken, like church, where the ushers wore Andy Frain uniforms and the organ played a more irreverent and jaunty set of hymns.
My grandfather grew up in Chicago, a poor kid who couldn’t afford a ticket to the game. Instead of paying his way in to Wrigley, he’d line up on Clark Street with ten or twelve of his comrades, and they’d storm the gates all at once, hurtling the turnstiles and deking the ticket takers. Some of the kids would get caught, thumped around a bit and thrown out on their asses, but the rest would be in, able to see the likes of Stan Hack, Kiki Cuyler, Charlie Root, and Hack Wilson strut their stuff. It was Hack Wilson who was my grandfather’s favorite. He must have liked their shared histories (both were born into blue-collar Pennsylvania families) and their shared physiognomies (both were short, scrappy guys, although Hack was much thicker than my grandfather). They both drank a lot, too, although my grandfather, unlike Hack Wilson, was able to pull out of that tailspin before it ruined him.
I grew up hearing about these players, and more—Carl Hubble, Rogers Hornsby, Jimmy Foxx—their names carrying the resonance of mythology, and spent my childhood rooting for other, mostly lesser, deities: Jody Davis, Greg Maddux, Keith Moreland, Mark Grace, Sammy Sosa, and, most of all, Ryne Sandberg, after whom my wife, despite my pleading, wouldn’t allow me to name my son. My brother and I trade daily updates and trivia and cries of anguish, and my mom, long since recovered from her brief dalliance with the Yankees, acts, in her father’s stead, as the family’s baseball sage, offering calming bits of wisdom, patience and resignation. Like adolescent romances, the Cubs’ flirtations with victory and redemption—1984, 2003—contained for me equal parts sweetness, excitement, and crushing disappointment. My three-year-old daughter spontaneously hollers “Go Cubbies!” and “Cardinals stink!” in public places, and I still get chills when I’m holding my son and radio announcer Pat Hughes says with schoolboy enthusiasm, no matter how dire the season record, “Chicago Cubs baseball is on the air!”
I also teach high school English, go to school at the University of Madison-Wisconsin, play bass in a bluegrass band and, when I get the chance, write. These are all pursuits more fulfilling, but less romantic, than my affair with baseball.

Andrew McCuaig performed the National Anthem (along with 224 other Michigan Marching Band musician-geeks) before the fifth game of the 1984 World Series. As luck would have it, the Tigers clinched the series that night, beating the Padres on the heroics of Kirk Gibson's two homers and Willie Hernandez's save. After the game, the Detroit faithful rushed the field and, showing their love for the band, bomboarded them with clumps of torn-up Tiger Stadium outfield turf. Andrew hid one such clump in his band hat and later planted it in his parents' backyard. As if anything else really matters, Andrew is also a fiction writer and high school English teacher in Madison, WI.

Amber McNeil has been hanging out in Oak Park, Illinois for the past 10 years. Amber is currently an indentured servant, er, student at the University of Illinois at Chicago, majoring in the Teaching of English for Secondary Education. She is earning her PhD in Parenting on a daily basis, but currently on hiatus as Dean Gilliland soaks up the sun and gets spoiled rotten by his grandmother in South Carolina. Amber enjoys writing and Dean (with the incredible arm) enjoys baseball. Dean is a fifth grader at Whittier Elementary in Oak Park. Earlier in July, Dean and his baseball team defended (and won) their championship title for the Oak Park Youth Baseball/Softball League. His mom wrote a short poem about that experience. Enjoy!

Franco Pagnucci, Barnes, Wisconsin, retired English Prof. from University of Wisconsin--Platteville, after 34 years. Never played baseball formally, though did play a great deal of it informally in the park in front of St. Pat's, in St. Charles, Illinois, and in my neighbor's yard, on Second Street, also in St. Charles. I used to be a Sox fan, those days. I've been messing with poetry most of my life, but I don't think I've ever written a baseball poem. [His poetry book titles include Out Harmsen’s Way (Fireweed, 1991), Face the Poem (Bur Oak, 1979, and Ancient Moves (Bur Oak, 1998 and his work has been anthologized in The Norton Anthology of Contemporary Poetry.]

David Schaafsma teaches English Education at The University of Illinois at Chicago. Having played all positions in Little League except catcher (afraid of being hit by the bat), he was a pitcher for his ninth grade softball team at Grand Rapids Ridgeview Junior HS in the spring of 1968, the year Denny McClain and Mickey Lolich led the Detroit Tigers to victory in the World Series. He was awarded the starting position at Ridgeview after coming in out of the bullpen one glorious game during the third inning with his team down 14-13. He pitched the game out, which his team won 28-27 in seven innings, weathering several thunderous home runs in the process, and he actually won a few games after that, though he was also known as the slowest pitcher in the league. He later played on Corey Dolgon and Tom Philion’s Ann Arbor Softball League team in the late eighties.

He thinks of himself as more of a fiction writer than a poet, since he has an MFA in Creative Writing with an emphasis on short fiction, though he has primarily published in the field of English Education, including Eating on the Street: Teaching English in a Multicultural Society (University of Pittsburgh, 1993). He has published a very few poems in his lifetime, but one of those is anthologized in Bowling Poems (Michael Barrett, ed., 1992), which was one result of a bunch of writers going bowling and writing about the experience in Madison, which was the inspiration for this project.

My name is Tara Schaafsma. I live in Oak Park, Illinois. I am a stay-at-home-mom for my two boys,
Harry and Hank. My career is as an electrician. I also have a BA in anthropology and an MA in English, so I can fall back on the multitudes of jobs in those fields when electrical work is scarce.

My first experience with baseball was going to a Milwaukee Brewers game with my grandparents when I
was about eight. The best thing about it was the guy sliding down a slide into the vat of beer when a home
run was hit. If they don’t have that feature at Wrigley, I’ll be really disappointed. I also remember the birds deciding to clean out their nests during the game. We had to buy hats.

I haven’t followed a lot of baseball, but I do go to a game here and there. I’ve been to see the Quad
City River Bandits, the Chicago Cubs and the Chicago White Sox.

I’ve written some poetry, having an MA in English (Creative Writing) and all. Nothing about sports, though, so this will be a first. Most of my writing efforts focus on drafting children’s science fiction novels for girls.


It's June, 1962, the Polo grounds. The Giants are in town for play the Mets. My first major league game. The field the most perfect green I've ever witnessed, before or after that time. My dad, my brothers, and I
watch Juan Marichal kick his leg towards the sun and take down battter after batter. Willie Mays raps a homer to dead centerfield and tips his hat to the crowd. McCovey at first, scooping up anything thrown his
way. Cepeda in rightfield--grace personified. The Alou brothers--Mattie, Felipe, Jesus--were all over; all good. And I was hooked--a Giants fan ever since.

Me? Guy Thorvaldsen (Thorvaldsen translated, means Son of Thunderwood). But that only applies to my carpentry skills, not my baseball prowess. Though I did make the all-star team in little league--a second baseman with quick feet and a weak arm. My only game at Wrigley, I sat in the right field seats and my girlfriend started yelling at the fans who were terrorizing the Giants right fielder. I barely got out alive (luckily, the Cubbies won). I write a fair amount, often about carpenters and Norwegians, many of whom are missing some fingers or other bits of themselves.

Steve Tozer's bio: I retired from organized baseball in 1962 at the age of 12 and from regular poetry writing 30 years later. My last (OK, only) published poem was about boomerang throwing in central
Illinois cornfields. Currently I am a professor of Educational Policy at UIC and reside in Oak Park.

Hello, my name is Todd Wolbers, and (sigh) I am a constantly recovering Cubs fan. . . a disenchanted, stunned, and lost Cubs fan. Born in 1967, I was first introduced to the Cubs at age 2, the year the Miracle Mets left them in the dust of a slow-motion, home run trot. I've read about the many historical, season-ending meltdowns, the decades-long (almost a century) drought, the goat, Merkel's boneheaded play, and so on. My childhood heroes were Dave Kingman, Ivan DeJesus, Jose Cardinal, Jack Brickhouse, the slurring Harry Caray, and, yes, Bill Buckner before he moved on to the BoSox and into the Baseball Hall of Infamy. Having lived through the manic-depressing seasons of 1984, 1989, and 1998, I am finally taking medication because of 2003.

After meeting my future wife at Loras College (Dubuque, Iowa) where we were both English majors, we eventually decided on making our home in Oshkosh, WI. We have two cats and two kids (in that order), and we're all surrounded by Brewer fans that never let me hear the end of this horrible season. I take cover behind the comforting clichés: "It's still early, though" and "Anything can happen". My wife jokes that someday, if/when the Cubs finally make it to the World Series, I'll need our kids either to wheel me or cart my ashes to Wrigley Field if I want to be there on that Big Day. Whether or not under my own power, though, I still believe, we all still believe that someday we'll waltz with our Cubbies in the Big Dance. Someday. Maybe next year.

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

Wrong Turn

Hi Dave, and everyone else. Here is a poem from an athletic event I witnessed on August 1st. I'm betting this fulfills the definition of a poem "only tangentially related to baseball," but I am willing to share and take feedback if you can provide. No need to include if it really belongs in a chapbook of tennis poetry.

Cheers, Tom Philion

Tom Philion

After a restless night in Pierre, South Dakota
a stretch of the legs at the Corn Palace and
a turn south at Albert Lea, Minnesota
we arrive at 2620 140th St., Chase City, Iowa.

Before us lies
a green tennis court.
Not asphalt like the ones found
in most public parks—
but rather a well-manicured
finely irrigated
carefully lined
lawn
surrounded by
a white picket fence
three steel sheds
a dirt driveway
and rows upon rows of corn.

The All Iowa Lawn Tennis Club.

A public and
immensely playful (strawberries straddle the perimeter)
creation of a middle-aged Iowa farmer.

A court of dreams.

*****

In the time it takes to shout “play ball!”
two boys
emerge from our minivan
racquets in hand
yelps of joy
escaping
from their mouths.

They begin to rally
moving awkwardly
re-thinking their hard court habits.

It begins to rain.

The hot, humid air
briefly
but forcefully
coalesces
into a late afternoon shower.

Ignoring advice
the boys play through
luxuriating
in their new-found freedom
and the thrill
of playing on
green grass
like the pros at Wimbledon.

The sun returns
more intense than before.
The boys do not notice.
They compete energetically
yet innocently
until forced to make way for
their mother and sister
the score tied
4-4.

*****

We do not know the best uses of
our time and energy.

At one time or another
we all make decisions that generate
confusion
frustration
and loneliness.

But some decisions
are merely perceived by others as
unfortunate.

Like the decision
of Sacagawea
to guide Lewis and Clark
into the wilderness.

Or the determination
of a young Adlai Stevenson
to leave law school and step
into the fray of
local politics.

A life fulfilled demands
courage and imagination
in the face of skepticism and self-doubt.

This is the lesson learned from
an Iowa farmer
with the chutzpah
to transform
a cattle feedlot
into a tennis welcome center
where boys and girls play
and visions are realized.

The Rainmaker

Todd Wolbers


From breezeless bleachers, the sweat-soaked leaned toward home.
Somebody’s dad’s junk band beyond left-center held their strings.
One empty scoreboard frame. One last chance.

The batter—a red-eyed, steaming bull—dug in and stared down
his shaky rodent prey on the hill.

The pitch: Hanging meat.
Beachball eyes.
Ping!
A towering pop-up off a failed downtown swing.

Batter, bench, and families sagged with groans.
A hurled bat rattled and stuck high in the backstop.
A spiked helmet left a dirt crater.
Dust clouds trailed kicking and hair-wringing to the dugout.

The rising fly choked the July 4th sky,
buzzing around the hazy belly before getting spit out.

The falling rock glanced off an unsure glove
and landed on the crispy grass.

The ruffled slugger shook off the fog and stumbled
over scattered bats to get from dugout to first.
“Safe!”

Coaches ran to fan a sweaty umpire with rule books:
“He was out of the baseline! He’s out!”
“He threw his bat! He’s out!”

Torch-wielding parents, restrained only by a rickety fence,
heckled for the head of the old-timer behind the plate.
Blue removed his mask, dousing their fire.
The silence took a long drink of water and got a new bat.

The ump turned his good eye to the junk band beyond the outfield.
He sucked in a breath and barked, “Next batter.”
As the dampened masses staggered back to their places,
a few raindrops touched the parched infield.

Fielder’s Choice

Todd Wolbers


“First pitch and away we go!”
Each day a game,
And each game new life.

Some score early but fade fast.
Some cross the plate too late, struggling to rally.
Some don’t reach—on the wrong side of a no-hitter—
and slump back to their dugout.

Some sip the “cup of joe”
only to ride the pines for a 1-2-3 inning.
Some get swapped like faded trading cards.
Most never get “the call”.

Some miss the sign, leaving others in a run-down.
Some squeeze until nothing is left.
Some sacrifice to help others advance.

Few leave everything behind to field the green grass.
Most touch ‘em all while never leaving home.

A Humiliating Haiku Moment

Todd Wolbers

Andrew McCuaig and I walked around Wrigley a bit near the end of the game in order to get different looks at the field. Here’s a haiku of what happened at the "friendly confines".

empty shells
fall in my hair—
nuts in the stands

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Letter to Richard Hugo from Washington, D.C.

Mark VanPutten

Letter to Richard Hugo from Washington, D.C.

– for David Schaafsma

Dear Dick:

Though we met only once,

The intimacy of your letter-poems

Emboldens me to address you so.

Though hung over, you and Ripley were so very kind

That Sunday morning thirty years ago

When I showed up, uninvited, at your home in Missoula.

We sat in your backyard drinking iced tea talking of baseball and poetry,

Laughing about Seattle’s new team and Ray Oyler’s strange trek

From the Tigers to the Pilots to the Safeway loading dock.

Somehow, it doesn’t seem funny any more

Now that Denny McClain’s serving Slurpees after hard time for mail fraud,

Mickey Lolich sold his donut shop to do time on baseball fantasy cruises,

And the emptiness between Hughes and Jarrell on Borders’ shelves

Where once your books stood.

The only joke my new town triggers

Are the eleven-dollar crabcakes at the ballpark

And arguments over parking and concession revenues.

Seriously, I miss the clarity of your voice from Montana

And the honesty of the obstructed view seats in the old Tiger Stadium.

Fondly, Mark


Independence Day, 1990

Tom Haffner



Three buses:
79th to Western, Western to 35th,
35th down to the Comiskey.

The parish boundaries long faded,
useless as the railroad tracks now ordained
to herd the urban prairie.



My shirt sticks to the seat.
A drop of sweat rolls off my forehead
in a perfect circle on Bigger.



I could hear them frown when I called,
I could hear them frown as St. Kilian’s
converts from Catholic to Baptist.

I try to explain it all: the neighborhoods,
the languages and dialects, the work in the warehouse,
sweating off dissolution, rebuilding the self,

But college is far from here,
and it’s the same as always:
No map could provide grounds as to why I go.

* * *

This team, too.
Years of public failure
cleansed. Something is restored.

Cleansed and restored,
we go through this together,
no one to witness this but us

Game Reports

Here's the first of what I hope to be several reports on games we have all seen:

So: 12 of us saw a 9-3 Cubs win and, improbably, saw Rich Hill masterfully
earn his first major league victory, pitched 8 innings dominating the
Diamondbacks just as if he were still pitching in the minor leagues he has
dominated. New ss Izturis looks healthy enough, two hits, smooth
defensive plays, nifty double play. Probably the hottest baseball game any
of us has ever experienced, one of the hottest days in Chicago history,
over 100, something like 110 on the heat index. We were Gian and Franco
Pagnucci (Franco seeing his first game in 30 yrs, the last game at
Wrigley, which hasn't changed much in those years!), John O'Connor, Andrew
McCuaig, Guy Thorvaldsen, Vicki Chou, Steve Tozer, Tara and David
Schaafsma, Amber McNeil, Todd DeStigter and Todd Wolbers. Homers from
Murton, Barrett, Marmirez. Way fun. Earlier, some of us read and shared
poetry at the Goose Island pub, which was also a lot of fun.

It was Seventies Night at Wrigley. David Cassidy of the Partridge Family sang Take Me Out to the Ballgame" (and very well, actually!).

A Version of the Original Invitation

It's August 1, Wrigley Field, Cubs vs. Diamondbacks, at 7:05 pm.

The basic idea : you go to a game (that game or any other) and either write about that or write about baseball generally (or some specific memory of a game).

An additional point of interest for those attending the Cubs game (and not a planned dimension of the experience) is that it appears to be "seventies night" at Wrigley, whatever that means. In addition to those 20-25 attending this game, there are (so far) at least a dozen other people seeing games (major league, minor league, semi-pro) all over the country on or about August 1 (or in August, let's say) and agreeing to write something. It's possible that a collection of some kind is forming, who knows, but I already did some preliminary investigation of the kinds of presses that might be interested in the work of a collection of professional poets and wannabees, and there is in fact interest in this kind of thing.

Those who are participating range from Norton Anthology caliber poets (Franco Pagnucci from Barnes) to "scratch" poets, but all are committed to at least trying to come up with something. Let me know if yr interested.
It might be fun.

This started out as an invitation to maybe ten friends, and has just grown! It was initially inspired by a "bowling poems" experience of maybe ten years ago in Madison, where a chapbook emerged. I thought, why not baseball? Why not you?

Dave

The Meaning of Baseball

This is from Max Garland's book The Postal Confessions.

Max Garland


We sit on the bench like shy freight,

like timid whippersnapers. One by one

are called forward, our names barked

into the air. We swing

before the ball even leaves the coach’s hand,

swing when it’s halfway home, swing

as it rolls past the catcher,

crawls to a stop like a bug in the dust.

We try techniques of our own invention,

throwing the bat at the ball,

the bat spinning like a fan blade,

the poor man, someone’s father,

flattened on the mound.

Sometimes it’s ourselves we hit

as the bat comes awkwardly around,

our faces winding into tiny knots

of unfallen tears. Occasionally,

eventually, there is the wooden sound

of impact, like an accident.

The ball dribbles forth, or even flies.

And the feeling is exactly

what we feel years later

the first time the heart misfires,

sputters a few beats, then rights

itself. In other words,

the empty space inside the body.

Summer moves along. Some of us outshine

the others, the wheat separated

rather bluntly from the chaff.

Grounders thump against our chests,

fly balls descend upon us

like strangers we’ve been warned against.

We’ve been in school enough to know

the rising moon above the field

is a ball, the earth is a ball,

the seasons themselves, a kind of ball.

One night, standing under the lights,

we suddenly know exactly what will happen.

For no reason on earth, lean left,

take three quick steps and begin to run

as if from something faceless in a dream.

Someone yells back, some stop.

The voices register, but fail to matter

(wheat from the chaff) for we have discovered

the tiny scale of destiny. The ball is a smudge,

a shadow, something floating under the eyelids.

We are heading for a place the night

itself has decided. Our legs pump,

a hand shoots out, the ball hangs

in the thinnest part of the webbing.

Roberto, someone screams from the stands,

meaning Clemente, the greatest

and strangest player of our day.

Later, much older, we’ll spend hours

on bleachers, reading papers,

in front of televisions, not knowing

we are looking for this moment,

which for reasons of physics alone,

can never return. Though it will occur to us

at times—opening an envelope, lifting a couch,

or just before the anesthetic takes hold,

that there is a net below our lives,

that we can know what will happen,

the way a circle is foretold

by the first few degrees of an arc,

that knowledge can break our fall.

Though it may not be true, of course,

it is the meaning of baseball,

as taught to us as children,

as we open our envelope, as we lift

our couch, as we lie on our gurney

counting backwards from ten.

Haiku

John O'Connor

3-0 count
the on-deck batter's shadow
hits home

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Invitation to Contributors

Hi, baseball poets. In subsequent posts I will try to recover the history of the development of this exciting project, posting the original invitations and assorted materials I have sent out, including a list of contributors/invitees. I suggest you post your poems (in separate posts, not as responses to this post!) as you feel they are ready to share your drafts, and folks can respond to poems of fellow contributors as they are able/willing. This way we will avoid email clogging, and you can get to posting and responding in this more private way. I hope this works! I think it will! Iw ill send you reminders to post/respond periodically.